Sagebrush Variety Show: Songs

Fast Food

Hot burnin' fatty greasy salty blobs of red bloody chopped up cow
Wrapped in a stacked decked mess of bread n cheese n lettuce n gotta have it now
Deep fried golden strips of government subsidized corporate freedom fries
Wash it down with a giant vat of sickly sweet cola syrup supersized

desertification!
So?
lack of nutrition!
So?
wasted water!
So?
toxic runoff!
So?

Deep fried fatty greasy trans-fat battered chunks of cooped-up chopped-up chickens
Heaped in a big round smelly bucket--it's so finger lickin'
Thin sliced ham from piggy slabs after livin' in a factory jail... Hell!
Wash it down with a giant vat of foamy white thick extracted dairy horror

slave chickens!
So?
sludge ponds!
So?
growth hormones!
So?
carcinogens!
So?

Ground up diced up sliced up brown steamin burnin stinkin bits of beef
Wrapped in a corporate genetically modified Frankenfood taco shell
Lettuce n tomatoes n cucumber n onion salad mixed a continent away
It's all sold and rolled and boiled and toiled and grilled and steeped in a public relations frenzy

No more air
No!
No more water
No!
No more soil
No!
No more oil
No!

Vocals: Kevin Bayhouse, Jeremy Sinkinson. Lyrics: Kevin Bayhouse.

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